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The things one finds in the WoW class forums...
Dr. Seuss meets terribad DPS'ers and a poetic priest annoyed at the aforementioned DPS'ers

I Do Not Like Bad DPS
Karmuh, Aerie Peak server

I do not like bad dps,
not wearing plate or in a dress.
Not with a mace or with a staff
bad dps, please move your ass.
I do not like bad dps
who pew pew more,
but decurse less.
Who stand in void zones endlessly
then die like noobs and yell at me.
I do not like bad dps,
in fact, I hate them, I confess.
How did they get to be so bad?
They cannot keep sides straight on Thad.
They fail at doing Heigan’s dance
then roll on clearly healer pants.
They cannot tell their left from right,
they never, ever know a fight.
I do not like bad DPS
they cause us healers endless stress.
They fail at frogger, blaming lag
then scream in vent, “Hey rez me, #%*.”
They’ve haven’t installed Omen yet,
then swear they died while low on threat.
I do not like bad DPS,
who spam their meters to impress.
“Look at me, I’m uber leet.
my dps is smokin’ sweet!
But man, I died. Hey what’s the deal?
C’mon priest, please l2heal”.